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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Oh $h!t

Alright, the bets are over. Money can change hands. The day has come. Henry has said his first swear word, and he did it by repeating me. I could have sworn that Sarah would have been the culprit (pun most certainly intended) but it was me.

As I was making my soon-to-be signature dish, ginger chicken stir fry, for dinner, Henry and I were playing in the kitchen. He is getting to be a great helper in the kitchen, stirring batter, putting ingredients in bowls, and sneaking little tastes of some of the more tasty foods that are destined for the meal (blueberries and other fruits are the usual larcenies). As I'm putting dinner on the table for the three of us, Sarah confirmed that the back gate was open, and Teddy was out running around the neighborhood. I had put the trash out earlier, and forgot to close the back gate.

As all of this was going through my head, two words slipped my lips: Oh Shit. It was quiet. It wasn't punctuated. But it was enough, because Henry has the interest and the vocal vocabulary to repeat anything and everything that is said. So, he started spouting off "Oh sihit, oh sihit" (his pronunciation, not mine). I grabbed my shoes and coat to go corral the black hairy greased lighting bullet that was traversing the neighborhood, Teddy faked me out and had raced around to the front of the house to be let in at the front door, and Henry was in the kitchen swearing.

So technically he didn't utter a swear word. But he was trying to. And he learned it by listening to me. Tragic.